A new brewery, Pachyderm Extreme Brewing, will soon be releasing an exciting new beer called Elephant Dung IPA.  Barley grain, bananas, and Cascade hops are fed to elephants – who seem to genuinely enjoy eating the mix.  The elephants digest the mixture and create dung perfect for fermenting.  Master brewer James says: “The digested grains produce more complex sugars and result in a beer with more refined aroma, integrated flavors, and complex tastes.”

Master Brewer James and his favorite elephant - Mr. Sniggles.
Master Brewer James and his favorite elephant – Mr. Sniggles.

Asked about plans for future beers, Master Brewer James says “Tiger dung beer is just around the corner. The combination of raw meat with grain will be a new trend.”

Master Brewer James with his new brewing assistant - Felicity Feline.
Master Brewer James with his new brewing assistant – Felicity Feline.

Happy April Fools Day!

 

2 thoughts on “New Brewery to Introduce Elephant Dung Beer”

  1. Regular beer closes up my throat. What will Elephant Dung Beer do to me? Maybe it might cure my allergies!

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