By their own description, Freaker USA is “the global leader of preventing moist handshakes and sweaty beverages”. And quite frankly, I think they are much more than that. To me, Freakers are works of art that combine whimsy and functionality to create drink insulator catalysts for party fun and flair!

What are Freakers?!

Freakers are stretchable, one-size-fits all insulators for bottles, cans, or glasses – preferably (in my biased opinion) ones holding craft beer. I tried my samples on all types of bottles and cans and they worked perfectly – just like in the video below. They also work on wine bottles, baby bottles, vases, and all kinds of vessels seeking artistic insulation and cuddling.

Each Freaker is woven to include a thematic work of art that will either make you smile, support your ongoing leisure activity, invoke collegiate pride, proudly display your home state, create a party atmosphere, or all of the above. There are so many unique versions of Freakers that I gave up trying to count them! But you can try by clicking here.

Originally funded by a KickStarter program, Freakers are the brilliant idea of Zach Crain. These woven, functional fashion statements are made in North Carolina.

What’s my favorite Freaker?

Did you really wonder what my favorite Freaker could be?

Do you want to get a Freaker?

No, you are going to want to get several of them, invite your friends over, and have a party!

Don’t have any friends? Invite me, I’ll come if I can and we’ll share some beers.

Time to stop reading, get some Freakers, and have a beer party. I’m on my way! I hear Freaker USA has a party bus – maybe they will join us.